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Artist: MC Luan
Canonical path: /mc-luan/hoje-ele-te-bate
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Hoje Ele Te Bate
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Hoje Ele Te Bate
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Eu tô,eu tô tranquilão
E a minha dona tá estressada.
Toda vez ela passa as menina
Joga piada,chama ela de chifruda
De chifruda,de chifruda
E o luan de cachorrão,daqui a pouco
Que sair vai dar uma grande confusão
(minha mulher,minha mulher é braba hein!)
Vai,vai,vai,vai te deixar careca,
Hoje ela te bate,
Toda vez que ela passa,
Tu abre a boca e late...
Vai te deixar careca,
Hoje ela te bate
Toda vez que ela passa,
Tu abre a boca e late.
Se mexer com a minha dona
Tu tem que se garantir,
Que ela vai te bater
E eu vou olhar e rir.
Vai,vai,te deixar careca
Hoje ela te bate,
Toda vez que ela passa,
Tu abre a boca e late.
Vai te deixar careca
Hoje ela te bate,
Toda vez que ela passa,
Tu abre a boca e late.
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