Naughty Jedi

Oh i saw what you did

I saw you molest all your neighbors

With a red light saber

You's naughty...

Bring a cheat

Sheet when we meet

Glue my feet

To a glass of meat

I bring mur

You bring cancer

I bring frankincense

You bring contents

On how to de-

Stroy my soul

You have dreams

Of a glowing troll

You always lie

To you and i

You's nothing but a

Naughty jedi!

You steal teeth

From little willow

Then put 'em all

Under your pillow

Then you wait

And masturbate

As you contemplate

Tooth fairy rape

Here she cums

At the point of a gun

You just popped the cherry

Of a little tooth fairy

You always lie

To you and i

You's nothing but a

Naughty jedi

Oh and i saw what you did with that light saber

You didn't even use any k-y

You's naughty...

Kiss my eye

Oh you're shy?

My mouth is

Freakin bone dry

Lemme get a sip

Of your hair dye

Lemme take a dip

In your spanish fly

Did you ever make it

To senior high?

Was your flag

Indivisible by?

Did you ever have

A pet fruit fly?

Word up lady

Hope we see eye to eye

Your cat's freakin freaky

He looks like a dashiki

Worn by my brothers

In the time of toshiki

His eyes are big

And yours look leaky

Put on a smile

Then you'll be cheeky

Don't worry lady

I'm just being geeky

I'll give you a minute

And then we'll be in it

Like a sticky muthafuckin

Deep ass tar pit

I'll make you a sweater

It'll be tightly knit

Don't put it on

When i'm about to commit

A muthafuckin deed

That is mother wit

Chill out lady

Don't throw a fit

I'm already done

Cause i'm lickity split

Word up.