Thanks For Giving Me What I Didn't Want

Every November we're told to remember

How Indians and Pilgrims ate turkeys and pumpkins

And thanked God for giving their new way or living

So every year that's what we do!

In October we're told how brave and how bold Christopher Columbus

who discovered and gave us new world to live in

And thanks should be given

So every year that's what we do!

Thanks for giving me what I didn't want

On November eleven we tank all the veterans

For brace men who tried to win wars and died

Without them our country would be run by the Commies

So every year that's what we do!

[Chorus]

In giving all his gratitude

I hope you will not think me rude

But I really didn't ask for this

and Chris Columbus isn't missed

And Indians still try to resist

And I am more of a pacifist

So war is quite low on my list

And I rebel with a raised fist

And I insist I'm getting pissed!