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Artist: Me And My Dick
Canonical path: /me-and-my-dick/nothin-like-a-dick
Related lyric paths: 6
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Nothin' Like A Dick
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Nothin' Like A Dick
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OLD SNATCH:
A dick can act real sweet
A dick can bat his eyes
He can tell you youre the one
But that dicks just full of lies
A dicks a dicks a dicks a dicks a dick its true
But you aint never gonna find the dick for you
A dick can hit you hard
MS. COOTER:
Ooh, a dick can hit you fast
A dick can bring you love
OLD SNATCH:
But that dick wont make it last
MS. COOTER:
Theres a dick for every puss
Lots of fish in the sea
OLD SNATCH:
But they sure as hell
Havent found a dick for me!
Both: There aint nothing like a dick
MS. COOTER:
And the dick I found is the best!
BOTH:
There aint nothing like a dick
OLD SNATCH:
They leaving you itching with a rash
Both: You can play with a dildo til it makes you sick
But at the end of the day
There aint nothing like a dick
OLD SNATCH:
Now youre getting it Miss Cooter
Preach baby, preach!
MS. COOTER:
My Dicks a different breed
Hes got class hes debonair
His voice is gravelly and soft
And baby, hes got quite a pair!
OLD SNATCH:
Yeah!
When he talks to me I get all hot and bothered you see
Im positive that hes the only dick for me!
OLD SNATCH:
Ooh, that dicks got you good
Hes got you under his spell
MS. COOTER:
Well, at least I have a dick
And at least I dont smell
OLD SNATCH:
Make the same mistakes
Through thin and through thick
Both: But at the end of the day
There aint nothing like a dick
MS. COOTER:
I want that shaft in me today.
BOTH:
There aint nothing like a dick
OLD SNATCH:
Hey look a baby on the way!
MS. COOTER:
Ooo, the way he makes me feel!
OLD SNATCH:
Oh, they sures ares slicks
BOTH:
But at the end of the day there aint nothing
Like a dick!
OLD SNATCH: And theyll fuck ya too!
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