Meet The Plastics

[Cady]

Woah! Who's at that table there?

[Damian]

Don’t look at them, just don’t!

We call those three The Plastics

They're shiny, fake, and hard

[Janis]

They play their little mind games

All around the schoolyard

[Damian]

They might insult your clothing

Or make fun of your name

[Janis]

Like they mocked Jen Morecock

'Til she burst into flames

[Damian]

And Ms. Morecock was a teacher

[Janis]

Regina George is the queen bee

She's always dressed up

She always wins Spring Fling Queen

We’re just drones who work for her

And then die

[Regina]

My name is Regina George

And I am a massive deal

Fear me, love me

Stand and stare at me

And these, these are real

I've got money and looks

I am, like, drunk with power

This whole school

Humps my leg like a chihuahua

I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen

I never weigh more than one-fifteen

My name is Regina George

And I am a massive deal

I don't care who you are

I don't care how you feel

[Janis]

That’sGretchen Wieners

She knows everything about everybody

[Damian]

That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets

[Gretchen]

Yes, Regina

No, Regina

Every waking hour

I spend making sure Regina

George can stay in power

If Regina is the sun

Then I'm a disco ball

'Cause I'm just as bright and fun

If you've had alcohol

I rip your secrets out of you

And bring them to my master

Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster

[Damian, Janis]

Disaster!

[Gretchen]

Regina is the queen

But I'm the head of worker bees

I am seated at her right hand

[Damian, Gretchen]

Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

[Janis]

That is Karen Smith

The dumbest person you will ever meet

[Damian]

I once saw her put a D in the word " orange

[Karen]

My name is Karen

My hair is shiny

My teeth are perfect

My skirt is tiny

It barely covers

My perky hiney

My name is karen

I may not be smart

That's it

[Regina]

Right

We never really do this

But how would you like to

Have lunch with us this week

[Cady]

Oh, it’s okay, I

[Regina]

No, no need for you to thank us

There's no need to even speak

[Gretchen]

You're new and you don't know things

You need good friends who can tell you what to think

See you here same time tomorrow

[Karen]

On Wednesdays we wear pink

[Regina, Gretchen & Karen]

On Wednesdays we wear pink!

[Regina]

Here's where you belong

Here's where you belong

Here's where you belong

Here's where you belong

[Gretchen]

Yes, regina

No, regina

Every waking hour

I spend making sure Regina

George can stay in power

If Regina is the sun

Then I'm a disco ball

'Cause I'm just as bright and fun

If you've had alcohol

[Karen]

My name is Karen

My hair is shiny

My teeth are perfect

My skirt is tiny

[Regina, Gretchen & Karen]

Wear something nice and grab a tray

'Cause we don't do this everyday

Say here's where you belong

Say here's where you belong

[Regina]

No, really

Say it

[Regina, Gretchen & Karen]

Say here's where you belong!

[Cady]

Here's where I belong

[Gretchen]

Come sit with us tomorrow

It'll be fetch!