Revenge Party

[Janis]

Now you know, Caddy

Regina George is not your friend

We're your friends

And we're gonna make her pay

[Janis]

You know what friends do?

They got your back

And they are fun to be around

[Damian]

Whuh-oh

Whuh-oh

Woah

[Janis]

When someone hurts you

Then they attack

And grind your foe into the ground

[Damian]

Whuh-oh

Whuh-oh

Woah

[Janis]

Imagine the party with dresses and cake

And singing and dancing and cake

And there’s a magic act

That saws Regina in half

And this time it will take

[Damian]

Now that’s a party

[Janis]

A revenge party

A party that ends

With somebody’s head on a spike

[Damian]

Whuh-oh

Woah

[Damian & Janis]

It’s a revenge party with your two best friends

It’s like a party and revenge is what it’s like

[Jani]

For this to work

You're gonna have to pretend like you still like them, can you do it?

[Cady]

Yes

Hey, girl!

[Gretchen]

Hey, Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron

But he just wanted her back and that’s not Regina's fault

[Cady]

I get it, I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys

[Gretchen]

Aw, of course!

[Damian & Janis]

It’s a revenge party

A party that ends with entrails all over the lawn

It’s a revenge party with your two best friends

[Cady]

And I end up with Aaron when she’s gone

[Damian & Janis]

Yes, Caddy!

[Cady]

I end up with Aaron when she’s gone!

[Students]

What's Regina doing?

What's Regina wearing?

Is she dating Aaron?

Regina, Regina

She has everything

She gets everything

[Cady, Janis, Damian & Ensemble]

Regina, Regina, Regina

[Janis]

Next, we take away Regina's only achievement

Being a hot person

[Regina]

What is that?

[Cady]

Ugh, I’m so fat and disgusting

I use these Kälteen diet bars when I need to lose weight

[Regina]

I need to lose three pounds

Bring me a whole box

[Damian & Janis]

A revenge party

A party that ends

With somebody crushed and alone

[Janis]

And ugly crying

[Damian & Janis]

A revenge party with your two best friends

It’s like a party with revenge is what we're throwing

[Students]

What’s Regina eating?

God, look at her figure

Did her boobs get bigger?

Regina, Regina

She has everything

She gets everything

Regina, Regina, Regina

[Janis]

We’ve gotta go harder

If we make Gretchen Wieners think Regina is mad at her

[Cady]

I won't do that, Gretchen is fragile!

[Janis]

Exactly, and if we crack her open she'll spill something we can use

[Cady]

Shh, here she comes

[Regina]

Stop pulling it down

Your hair looks sexy pushed back

Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?

[Cady]

Your hair looks sexy pushed back

[Aaron]

Uh, thanks

See you in Calc

[Janis]

At every party, there might be a low

Where the energy dips

[Damian]

Whuh-oh, whuh-oh, woah

You might be thinking it’s late we should go

And they ran out of chips

[Cady]

No, no, no!

I can’t even watch when she touches his hair

And I’ve watched a snake eat a cow

Regina needs to be toppled

Sorry, Gretchen, I swear

We'll get our party now

One candy cane, please!

[Cady, Damian & Janis]

A revenge party

A party that ends

With lions in a Roman arena

[Students]

She has everything

She gets everything

Regina, Regina, Regina

[Damian]

Ho, ho, ho

Candy cane-gram for Shane Oman

[Students]

She has everything

[Damian]

One for Caddy Heron

[Students]

She gets everything

[Damian]

Four for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco!

[Students]

Glen Coco

Glen Coco

Glen Coco

[Damian]

And, none for Gretchen Wieners, bye

[Gretchen]

Who sent that?

[Cady]

Aw, it’s from

[Students]

Regina! Regina! Regina!

[Cady]

Thanks for being such a great best friend

[Gretchen]

Caw caw-caw-caw-caw-caw-caw-caw CAW!

I mean, cute

I mean, gimme it!

I mean okay

Well, if you and Regina are best friends now

You can be in charge of keeping all her secrets

For example, she bought you those high heel shoes

Just to make fun of you, 'cause she knew you wouldn't be able to walk in them

And she's not really blonde, her natural color is dark blonde

Also, she totally cheats on Aaron!

Every Thursday she says she has SAT prep, but really

She’s hooking up with Shane Oman in the North Shore Lion’s costume!

[Cady]

She makes him wear the costume?

[Gretchen]

NO, THEY'RE BOTH IN THE COSTUME!

And I never told anyone because I am such a good friend

[Cady, Damian, Janis & (Students)]

It's a revenge party

A party that ends with somebody's head on the spike

A revenge party (She gets everything)

With your two best friends (She gets everything)

It's like a party (She gets everything)

With revenge is what it's like

[All & (Students)]

A party with revenge is what it’s like (Regina, Regina)

A party with revenge is what it’s like (Regina, Regina)

A party with revenge

Is what it's like