Stop

[Damian]

Ironically, I need to scare you straight

Because this should not be how we roll

We get these ideas and we just can't wait

But there is a price

You want to do slash have it all

Because you have no impulse control

So before you snap, tag, like, or God forbid call

Here is my advice

Stop

When you send five texts

And you get none back

So you want to send a sixth one

Stop

You gotta stop

Stop

When you’re failing math

‘Cause you think it’s more attractive

To guys if you’re stupid

Stop

Do better and stop

I know it’s hard but try

Don’t instantly gratify

My God, girl, he’s just a guy

You really need to stop

Stop

You’re gonna make a mess

And then who’s going to get the mop?

[Janis]

This guy!

[Damian]

When you talk

And you talk ‘til you can’t get calm

It keeps coming out like

Word vomit. Stop!

Eat a cracker and stop

[Janis]

Cady, we all make bad choices, sometimes

Damian, tell her about Phillip

[Damian]

Oh, at art camp, I played lumiere

And the beast and I had a fling

I’d run my fingers through his hair

Well, beast. So, fur

His second show was anything goes

And his co-star was some female thing

And when they kissed

Which by the way, gross

I wanted to murder her

But no one told me stop stalking him

And that pasty catholic girl

Who is playing hope harcourt

Of course, cause, basic

Stop

[Christian, Marwan & Shane]

Stop! Stop! Stop!

[Damian]

I couldn’t stop

[Christian, Marwan & Shane]

Dude, you really need to stop

[Damian]

Stop

Posting comments on YouTube

As four different people

That her de-lovely was pitchy

Stop

[Christian, Marwan & Shane]

Stop! Stop! Stop!

[Damian]

I really had to stop

[Christian, Marwan & Shane]

He didn’t stop

[Damian]

‘Cause when you feel attacked

That’s a feeling, not a fact

Don’t jump online and react

You really need to stop

Stop

Picking at

[Damian, Christian, Marwan & Shane]

The emotional zit

That you can’t pop

[Damian]

For four whole weeks

I trolled and dissed her

Then I found out

She was his sister! Stop!

Hashtag obsessed, stop

[Christian, Marwan & Shane]

Stop!

[Damian]

And now he won’t talk to me, and he won’t accept my edible arrangements

Ladies, what have you learned from your worst ideas?

[Taylor Wedell]

Oh! Stop

When you think to yourself

Should I get a tattoo

Of the chinese word for wisdom?

Stop

Check the spelling and stop!

It means bucket

[Caitlyn Caussin]

Stop

When you’re babysitting kids

And you make them go to bed

So you can take their mom’s oxy

Stop

Stick to vodka and stop

[Karen]

Stop

When you have a huge crush on a boy

And he asks you to send nude pics

And you’re like: Wow, he likes me

So you send them

But don’t crop your head off

‘Cause you’re only thirteen

And don’t know any better

And I guess his friends shared them

‘Cause now you’re all over

A porn site called amateur tweens

Stop!

‘Cause I’m actually a human being a not a prop

[Damian & girls]

Think before posting

[Karen]

Sending

[Taylor Wedell]

Tattooing!

[Damian & girls]

Stop

[Damian]

Good work, ladies, let’s take a break

A-five-six-seven-eight!

[Damian & girls]

Stop

Stop

[Cady]

Jesus

[Damian & girls]

As right as it might seem

To overshare, troll or meme

That’s just low self esteem

In your brain like a bull in a china shop

[Damian]

Stop

Being glued to your phone

Counting followers and likes and ignoring your friends

She’s leaving just like my dad

[Damian & girls]

Stop, stop, stop

We can’t stop

Stop, stop, stop

We can’t stop

Stop, stop, stop

You really gotta

[Damian]

Stop

[Damian & girls]

Honestly, everyone stop