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Captain Hook

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Captain Hook

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Real hot girl shit

(And if the beat live, you know Lil Ju made it)

Ayy, bitch, I'm a problem nobody solvin'

You can keep hatin', I'm poppin' regardless

He want a bitch look like Megan Thee Stallion (yeah)

Don't want your nigga 'cause I want his daddy

I like to switch up my style every week

I gotta switch up my hair every day

I ain't no ho', but I do be on go and I promise my nigga's gon' love me the same

I'm a hot girl, don't try it at home

I wear the shit that be showin' my thong

I like to drink and I like to have sex

I fuck the niggas that's cuttin' the checks

Dance on the dick, now you been served

I like a dick with a little bit of curve

Hit this pussy with an uppercut

Call that nigga Captain Hook

Ayy, I go shoppin'

Want it, then I cop it, ayy, yeah

Bitches boppin'

I do it, they copy, ayy, look

He's a sweetie

Kiss it when he eat it, ayy, yeah

Know it's good when you chewin' and you singin'

I love niggas with conversation, that find the clit with no navigation

Mandatory that I get the head, but no guarantees on the penetration

I be textin' with a bi chick, we both freaky, just tryin' shit

Main nigga gettin' super jealous, he don't even know about the other fellas

I need a Mr. Clean, make that pussy beam (oh)

Okay, I just might need a baker, make that pussy cream (pussy cream)

Okay, you woke up mad at me 'fore you even brush your teeth

That's just super sad, fuck it, carpe diem

I'm so indecisive, you can't cuff me, but I'm wifey (but I'm wifey)

I just want a nigga who gon' slurp me like an Icee (slurp me like an Icee)

Bitches bite me so hard, had to put them on a diet (put them on a diet)

Bitch, this ain't no tryout, so lil' ho', you better not try me (ho', you better not try me)

I got a man, I got a bitch

I'm a banana, they gotta split

One in your top, one in your tip

One for the club, one for the crib

My nigga fine, I wanna fuck

Ice in his mouth, eat me up

Rockin' his chain, wearin' his ring

Gettin' some brain

Ah, ah, ah, ah

Ayy, I go shoppin'

Want it, then I cop it, ayy, yeah

Bitches boppin'

I do it, they copy, ayy, look

He's a sweetie

Kiss it when he eat it, ayy, yeah

Know it's good when you chewin' and you singin'

Hot girl summer, I ain't fuckin' with no drama (fuckin' with no drama)

He was trippin', so I hung out with his partner (hey, with his partner)

Fuck him good, introduce me to his mama (to his mama)

Thought he had me till I came out with the condom (with the condom)

Drinkin' D'USSÉ out the motherfuckin' bottle (out the motherfuckin' bottle)

I'm a rapper, not no motherfuckin' model (not no motherfuckin' model)

Got a nigga, but I think I'll have another (think I'll have another)

I'm too sexy to be fuckin' under covers

I know you know me, I ain't gotta introduce shit (introduce shit)

Same crew, I ain't hangin' with no new bitch (hangin' with no new bitch)

I'ma buy it when I land, I rock new shit (bitch, I rock new shit)

I ain't fuckin' with that nigga, I got new dick

Please, don't try me, lil' bitch, you know I'm with that (bitch, you know I'm 'bout that)

I'll break a ho' in half like a Kit-Kat (like a Kit-Kat)

Please, don't ask me 'bout it if you know I did that (bitch, you know I did that)

Not a stylist, but I'll push your fuckin' wig back

Real hot girl shit

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