Megan Thee Stallion
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Mustard & Mayonaise

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Mustard & Mayonaise

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Ooh

I'ma hot girl

But these niggas think I'm cool

Partied all night

Then woke up and went to school

A real bad bitch

I look good in a suit

A lil model booty

But that muthafucker move

Ain't a thing you can name that I want and ain't get

Got some head from your nigga then I check that off the list

Make him feel like he my man when he know he just a trick

He be paying this tuition and I never let him hit

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm giving niggas the chills

Sexy like Pamela Grier

Conceited I stay in the mirror

I'm whipping hoes out like it smears

I pull up with Kel in a Benz (skur)

Yo baby daddy get in (mwah)

He wanna lick it again

He spoil me like I'm a lil kid

Panties and the fur pull up with a chauffeur

Peanut butter and sauce like I [?]

I prefer head over sex, cash over checks

If a bitch get me wrong got the auto-correct

Don't swerve but my flow wet, hit a boy vest

If he put me to bed, now he under arrest

Lock it down now that mouth mine, turn him to a mime

He ain't talk in a minute cus his tongue doin time (aah)

Look at my phone and the money jus text me

Dinner with the plug

I ain't hungry I'm finessing

Barely speak any English but I know he understand me

Hand over the money cus he know it make me happy

I'ma dream girl but I don't do no singing

Heard he got that work so I put him in a meeting

Say he only eat his girlfriends tryna tease me

But I peeped the mouth so I know he finna drink me

I'ma hot girl

But these niggas think I'm cool

Partied all night

Then woke up and went to school

A real bad bitch

I look good in a suit

A lil model booty

But that muthafucker move

Got more business in your mouth than a dentist

I'm the baddest bitch walkin' round on campus

Some tired niggas on my line 'let the car through'

Got a condo but like to kick it in my dorm room

Hair pulled back no bra in a blazer

Let a nigga know a lil' money don't fade you

If you ain't talking numbers I'ma holla at you later

'Cause I'm into getting money baby I don't wanna lay up

Bitch you a L, I'm a win

Here you can have back your man

He know to stack in a ten

I get more neck than a chin

Yeah I be actin' an ass

I be hungover in class

My professor think I'm bad

So he gon' give me a pass

Ooh

I heard you was a freak I'm tryna see if that shit true

You heard I was a player what that got to do with you?

I'm tryna see wassup with that baby if it's cool (let me know)

Stop actin' like a rookie I know you know what to do

I'm a hot girl

But these niggas think I'm cool

Partied all night

Then woke up and went to school

A real bad bitch

I look good in a suit

A lil model booty

But that muthafucker move

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