Alphabet Boy

Ah-ah-ah, buh-buh-buh-buh

Ah-ah-ah, buh-buh-buh-buh-buh

Ah-ah-ah, buh-buh-buh-buh

Buh-buh-buh-buh, buh-buh-buh

Buh-buh-buh-buh

Always aiming paper airplanes at me when you're around

You build me up like building blocks

Just so you can bring me down

You can crush my candy cane, but

You'll never catch me cry

If you dangle that diploma and I dead you

Don't be surprised

I know my ABC's

Yet you keep teaching me

I say fuck your degree

Alphabet boy

You think you're smarter than me

With all your bad poetry

Fuck all your ABC's

Alphabet boy

I'm not a little kid now

Watch me get big now

Spell my name on a fridge now

With all your alphabet toys

You won the spelling bee now

But are you smarter than me now?

You're the prince of the playground

Little alphabet boy

Ah-ah-ah, buh-buh-buh-buh

Ah-ah-ah, buh-buh-buh-buh-buh

Ah-ah-ah, buh-buh-buh-buh

Buh-buh-buh-buh, buh-buh-buh

Buh-buh-buh-buh

Apples aren't always appropriate apologies

Butterscotch and bubblegum drops are bittersweet to me

You call me a child while you keep counting all your coins

But you're not my daddy

And I'm not your dolly

And your dictionary's destroyed

I know my ABC's

Yet you keep teaching me

I say fuck your degree

Alphabet boy

You think you're smarter than me

With all your bad poetry

Fuck all your ABC's

Alphabet boy

I'm not a little kid now

Watch me get big now

Spell my name on a fridge now

With all your alphabet toys

You won the spelling bee now

But are you smarter than me now?

You're the prince of the playground

Little alphabet boy

Alphabet boy

Oh, alphabet boy

Alphabet boy

Alphabet boy

My alphabet boy

Ooh

I'm not a little kid now

Watch me get big now

Spell my name on a fridge now

With all your alphabet toys

You won the spelling bee now

But are you smarter than me now?

You're the prince of the playground

Little alphabet boy

Ah-ah-ah, buh-buh-buh-buh

Ah-ah-ah, buh-buh-buh-buh-buh (alphabet boy)

Ah-ah-ah, buh-buh-buh-buh (oh, yeah)

Buh-buh-buh-buh, buh-buh-buh

Buh-buh-buh-buh (alphabet boy)

Ah-ah-ah, buh-buh-buh-buh (alphabet boy)

Ah-ah-ah, buh-buh-buh-buh-buh

Ah-ah-ah, buh-buh-buh-buh

Buh-buh-buh-buh, buh-buh-buh (boy)

Buh-buh-buh-buh (alphabet boy)