Carbon Monoxide (Florida Song)

Carbon monoxide is spilling from cars

It blocks out the sun, it blocks out the stars

Heating the atmosphere so scientist say

And melting the ice caps away

And as the ice melts it is not surprising

The oceans are ever so steadily rising

Steadily rising though high tide and low

And Florida will be first to go

I say goodbye Miami, goodbye Lauderdale

Pass me a bucket, fetch me a pail

The old folks in the condos are up to there knees

With the wind and the salt and the sea

There'll be no need to worry about air pollution

When your up to your neck in a saline solution

Oh the tide she comes in and she lingers about

But the tide she don't want to go out

So I say, goodbye Miami, goodbye Sarasota

The Gulf Coast now reaches Pierre, North Dakota

The tops of the toll booths are all that you see

As we sail down the causeway for free

I say goodbye Miami, goodbye Lauderdale

Pass me a bucket, fetch me a pail

The old folks in the condos are up to there knees

With the wind and the salt and the sea