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Artist: Melvins
Canonical path: /melvins/caped-crusader
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Caped Crusader
Read Caped Crusader lyrics by Melvins on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Caped Crusader
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When I die you will find
My body clean and shaved
Do not touch my genitals
Without gloves on your hands
Let no one come near me if they are female
Watch on my left hand
Perfume made just for men
Purify my soul from unclean things
Pray all night
Sharpen knives to slaughter
Swift and clean
Prophet says the animal should
Not feel any pain
Oh, God forgive me for all my sins
The time of fun and waste has gone
Judgment has arrived
Wedding in paradise
The black-eyed virgins call
Come hither, friend of God
God is great, God is love
We must kill infidels
I don't care if I do
What's right in the sight of men
Important thing is for me
To do right in God's sight
Annoint me with cooking oil
I'm Daniel in the Den
Baby killers and calico cats
You shall feel my wrath
Yeah, yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, yeah, God is love
No God, but God
We must kill infidels
I am ready to become a martyr
Give the most precious thing I have
Fight with my heart to the last drop
Of blood, blood
Why do we hate you so
To blow ourselves up to blow up you
Every time you bomb our lands
It might be time for you to ask
What will their kids be like?
Killin' time, blending in
A smile and a paper hat
Feel jihad each time I ask
Would you like fries with that?
Our Bruce Wayne, complete with cave
Dispatched crime-fighting bats
Think like me for a minute or three
You'll come up with a way
To slip right though your gates
You'll never be secure
You'll never be secure
There is no God, but God
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