GUACAMOLE

Guac in this house

One dollar each, I get them once a week

Avocados, I want so I can eat

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah I’m gonna make some guacamole

Get my knife and then I chop for some guacamole

Squeeze a lime right on top for some guacamole

You want them ripe not really hard

Extra soft and extra large

Buy a lot to make at home

Not chipotle no extra charge

Cut it up, what’s inside

Take the pit out, put it aside

Cilantro and salt, get the lime

Squeeze it out, then its time

Mash it up, then combine

Stir it around, looking fine

I’m going to take a chip and dip

It needs a little more salt

It’s so green, so serene

I might be it for halloween

When you cook, keep it clean

But don’t leave the dishes in the sink

Holy moly, holy moly, I love guacamole

Avocado toast, yeah I eat it in the morning

I eat it in my salad, or make it as a dressing

Put it on a burger, eat it with some veggies

Feed me now, taste so wow

Even my cat, yeah he said “meow”

I can even serve it in a molcajete

Do you want it mild or caliente?

Now get your plate and a bowl

For some guacamole

Coming over for some dinner

I got some guacamole

If you don’t like avocados

Then I’m really sorry

But I think that you should try

My guacamole

Look I need an onion, I need a tomato

I need some peppers like a jalepeno

Not a sweet one, I need a spicy one

Want some healthy guac, its already keto

If you want the recipe, its no secret

Don’t need a mask, I’m already wearin it

If it turns brown go on and mix it

I bet you that no one will notice the difference

Double dip, that’s a no

If you do that, then can you go

If you disrespect my guac, my elbow says hello

My guac is fire, I put it on my tacos

Looks like art, you can call me Picasso

It’s so smooth, just like gelato

A standing ovation, they all say bravo

Avocado freak yeah, part of my thesis

I Take them on walks, yeah even go to beaches

I Give them bubble baths, scrub deep in the creases

Make ‘em look clean, yeah leaving people speechless

In the food chain, it’s a healthy fatty

Antioxidants, not a sugar daddy

Lycopene, beta-carotene

My avocados taking care of me

Don’t need friends, this my new gang

Jojo Siwa, like a boomerang

All elements, call it avatar aang

Now we in Star Wars bang bang bang

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah I’m gonna make some guacamole

Get my knife and then I chop for some guacamole

Squeeze a lime right on top for some guacamole

Scoop it out, then I plop

That’s some guacamole

Get my knife and then I chop

For some guacamole

I’m talking guac, guac, guac

That’s some guacamole

Squeeze a lime right on top

For some guacamole