(The Week After) The Week At Ashram

Riding along I wondered

Just what I should say

To someone who's guts I couldn't stand

one more day

And then it hit me like a bolt out of the blue

The best person to ask would most likely be you

I know that you think

I'm the worst

Person that you've

Ever been cursed

To meet

And I know that you

Probably wish

I were pushing daisies

Through a ditch

But I've changed my tune

Walking along I wondered

Just who I knew

With enough pent up anger to beat someone

Black and blue

Then it came to me like a light bulb overhead

I know that you want at least one person dead

I went abroad for awhile

Learned how to say please

And say thank you

Fell in with a kindly old yogi

He had lots of good things to show me

I feel that I'm almost enlightened

Still I want to bash this guy's head in

I thought maybe you could arrange it

'Cause my new state won't allow it

Now

Lying around I wondered just who I could get

To help me have this big jerk that I know knee-capped

And then it hit me exactly like a lightning strike

You're full of rage and probably spoiling for a fight

I know that you think

I'm the worst

Person that you've

Ever been cursed

To meet

And I know that you

Probably wish

I were pushing daisies

Through a ditch

But I've changed my tune

Strolling along I wondered just how to ask

if you'd consider maybe kicking that dude's ass

I think I know what would make it real easy

You could pretend that that dude's ass is me.

Sorry I ran over your pet cat

Sorrier still I laughed so hard like that

Sorry that my old drug connection

Busted up your Hummel collection

Sorry I showed up at your old job

Sorrier still I brought an angry mob

Sorry about your tires and my razor

But maybe you could do me a favor

Please