The Ballad Of 'Brain Knight'

The ballad of ?brain knight?

To the tune of ?lamb crops sing along? and ?the song that never

Ends?

The militant bunkers where

I imagine i?m in my lover?s bed

We swam naked ? we frolicked young and free

Glistening wet like a froggies leg on a paraplegic?s knee

I gazed into his eyes, what do i see

Jaundice, a disease menagerie

But though he?s got ? a figure of an aging sloth

His love ? pump can deliver a malicious wrath

David hasselhoff ? dressed mean, with boots to tease

Bend over, please now punish me

David hasselhoff ? tuck me in bed tonight

Appease me with your leathery face

Conscripted to fort dik

Showering with men from 3 to 6

We sung about ? leotards, fairies and naked gladiators

I dreamt i was peter pan in a frock telling captain hook to suck

My cock

It looks like i see your prong

I thought you were a ? naã¯ve bastard in a stupid talking car

But then i saw you in a ?baywatch? and thought you were the

Sexiest man by far

Done run away, i beg of thee

Ill show you athens ? style sodomy

We played ? grecko marines with our sted ? fast dicks

We clubbed our pricks like homeless kids and lathered our self

With garlic bread

My heart and bowel belongs to you

No one roots like you ? they cum too soon

Oh how ? soldiers love being gay

Unlike prison we don?t need soap to play

David hasselhoff ? my syphilis caused you internal rot

Your old and crusty, you cant even please

Fly back to germany, how ?bout writing a pop song or two

Hey davey boy, here?s a message for you ?

Fuck ? off ? you ? cunt!!