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Artist: Methods Of Mayhem
Canonical path: /methods-of-mayhem/drunk-uncle-pete
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Drunk Uncle Pete
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Drunk Uncle Pete
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Take your christmas lights down you lazy bumb
I look across the street and i see your wreath
It reminds me of my old drunk unkle pete
Take the lampshade off your not funny
Barf up some turkey from your drunk yummy tummy
Try to play poker but you cant read the cards
Lyin cheatin stealin brains working too hard
Drunk unkle pete can't stand on two feet
He's whiskey he's a shot glass
He's a forty ounce he's family that's right
Drunk unkle pete can't find the door
He is mumbling and a stumbling
Drunk unkle pete
Christmas in the park getting drunk after dark
Fourth of july is a pause for the cause
Halloween spooky day jack daniels ok
Valentines chocolate nice and early times
St. pats day that's ok
First of june drunk again not a holiday
Lost a finger lost a limb
Wasn't in the war let's drink some more
Drunk unkle pete can't stand on two feet
He's whiskey he's a shot glass
He's a forty ounce he's family that's right
12 pack knock it back vicodine ambien
Last call alcohol hurry up drink it all
Checks bouncing baby crying glasses empty liver dying
Fast women cheap cologne empty bottle all alone
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