Fig Leaf Bi-Carbonate

Well anyway

You may be saying about now

How in the world is that old fella eat all of that crazy stuff

And not get sick to his stomach?

Haha, well, don't worry about that

You see, whenever I make a pig of myself on the filet

Or the pudding or something

I mix up some herbs and

I come up with a dandy glass of this

Bicarbonate of fig leaf

That'll set me free, I'll tell you

Edible wrappers may be in grocery stores as soon as months from now

You've heard of good to the last drop

Well your food could soon be good to the last bite

Wow! That was loud!

Got to ya, huh?

Here's an interesting note: Artificial colors

Yellows or Reds

Let's focus on the red

In addition to FD&C Red Number 40

The FDA has approved certain food coloring additives, some are actually poison!

If you aren't sure of the additives or colorings in the products you've purchased

Leave it alone!

Poison!

Bad news!

That's right!

Thank you

Well, I think that about covers all of the natural foods out here

Now then, I have to go take my dessert here

I have to go

I'm conducting a cooking class today

Good health to you all!

Uh, over this way

Look out!

Alright Pops, still feel like charging me for that meal?

One look at his feature-less face

One look was enough to ensure his safety

As years passed, he became even more bitter and angry

Burning with vengeance against the world

Finally, amidst hidden scrolls, he found what he'd been seeking

Then, clothed in a suit of invulnerable armor

And possessing the world's greatest secrets of science and magic

He returned to his homeland

And there he has remained

Scheming, dreaming, planning

Plotting his mad campaign to conquer the entire world

(I can't believe it!)

(Alright, alright, don't make a big deal about it)

I warn you DOOM, you've gone too far

(Yeah!)

That'll do it DOOM, get your machine