Blue Sonic Boy

He's like an ice cream man with no bell in his van

Though he'd like to he can't even serve you

If you're deserving of his fine wares.

He's terribly ambitious and he's occasionally vicious

And if wishes were little fishes

He'd be every fisherman's friend

I found him ;

Looking in a mirror, Then looking in my shoes,

Looking in my pocket for a razor ; He's my blue sonic boy

I believed in his watery lies

And his half-arsed scheme to rule the world

But you know it isn't easy hanging out with the timelords

When you're a Dalek and can't even climb up the stairs

So when you wake tomorrow, stick a bell in your van

Be a "99" man, it will help you in your endeavours

To greatly succeed.

We were having such a lovely holiday

Until we blew our minds away.