Michael John Lachiusa

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Coffee

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Coffee

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I had just finished shooting a coffee commercial

National spot, in residual heaven

My boyfriend's on TV, a soap opera villain

We both live in splendor in Beverly Hills

The Hills, the Hills, the Hills

Life could not have been sweeter

I love California

We'd celebrate Sweeps Month

Cocaine and vodka

Drive through the mountains

Laughing and speeding

The stars are so dazzling

The road spins and weaves

Our convertible Jaguar leaps off the mountain

Thank God I'm too stoned to be wearing my seatbelt

I crash and I tumble through cactus and sage

Breaking my arm and my nose and my jaw and my neck

*Laughs* Ouch, right?

So I wake up in surgery 10 hours later

My agent sends flowers

My boyfriend is missing

My face is disfigured

It's perfectly ruined

The 'Star' takes my picture

I'm news for a week

Then the agency cancels my coffee commercial

It's farewell, goodbye to residual heaven

Thank God for the morphine

Thank God for my dealer

And for the vodka that mellows the coke

The coke, the coke, the coke, the coke, the coke, the coke

Yeah

I could use a little help

I could use a little hope

I could use a little something that has worth

And illuminates the point of my being on this earth

Look, I look around the earth and I see

I don't need an agent

I don't need a job

I don't need the coke or booze

I can kick 'em if I choose

But I could use a little miracle

Yeah

I could use a little miracle

I had just finished shooting a coffee commercial

And ain't it ironic? I don't drink coffee!

Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee

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