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Artist: Michelle Shocked
Canonical path: /michelle-shocked/garden-salad-diplomacy
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Garden Salad Diplomacy
Read Garden Salad Diplomacy lyrics by Michelle Shocked on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Garden Salad Diplomacy
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Garden Salad Diplomacy
Means "It's good for you 'cause it's good for me"
If a regime sprouts up that we don't carrot for
We'll spinach it off with our C.I.Avocado
And if any dissidents still romaine
Lettuce say, "Let them eat cocaine"
And if that doesn't work, we can always squash 'em
Just like we did in El Salador...
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