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Artist: Mickey Avalon
Canonical path: /mickey-avalon/i-get-even
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I Get Even
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I Get Even
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Cross my heart and hope to die
A tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye
I don't get mad, I get even
I get even, even, even
Cross my heart and hope to die
A tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye
I don't get mad, I get even
I get even, even, even
A bird in the bush for the kush in the closet
I am the pusher-man, I am the product
Searchin' for a new narcotic
I ran to the crossroads, signed on the dotted
Bullseye, hit the target
Deaf motherfucker, leading your retarded kids
You should have never started this,
Now Mickey bought a shotgun, and a box of cartridges
So get your moms on the line
I'll pass the phone, you can say goodbye
I'm a lover not a fighter, but I take what's mine
Yeah I'm high motherfucker, not stupid or blind
Cross my heart and hope to die
A tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye
I don't get mad, I get even
I get even, even, even
Cross my heart and hope to die
A tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye
I don't get mad, I get even
I get even, even, even
Cock the hammer and let it fly
It's a tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye
Mickey got a zip gun, made your dad a tin drum
Fuckin' with the Av, thank good for your system
Top choice with the tinfoil voice
If my tongue don't do it,
Then my flows get you moist
Shoot to kill was the click I claimed
Line em' up on the wall and let's take aim
Mickey Av got this shit in the bag
Keep yo' ass off my block and you won't get shot
Fag
I'm the best in the biz'
And if your mommy don't like it she can suck my dick
Cross my heart and hope to die
A tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye
I don't get mad, I get even
I get even, even, even
Cross my heart and hope to die
A tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye
I don't get mad, I get even
I get even, even, even
Fool me once, shame on you
Try it again I'll break that ass in two
I'm the taxman, here to collect
I take ass, cash and travellers cheques
Avalon on some Wild West shit
Shoot em' up and watch em' pile up quick
I never said that I would serve and protect ya
Just 'cause you slurred up tha nectar
You're like a rat chasin' cheddar
Get out the race you're tank can't get there
And now you wanna call it off
They should'a killed me in the holocaust
Cross my heart and hope to die
A tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye
I don't get mad, I get even
I get even, even, even
Cross my heart and hope to die
A tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye
I don't get mad, I get even
I get even, even, even
Cross my heart and hope to die
A tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye
I don't get mad, I get even
I get even, even, even
Cross my heart and hope to die
A tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye
I don't get mad, I get even
I get even, even, even
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