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Artist: Mickey Darling
Canonical path: /mickey-darling/protein-shake
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Protein Shake
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Protein Shake
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She has a nice beard
Has a mustache
Has a nice teeth
And she has a big ass
You can keep ur romance
And you can keep ur slow dance
'Cause I don't need to hold hands
To know that
I'm broken
So sweet
So sweet
Of you to bone me
But babe I've been around
Ur nothing new
Backseat
Backseat
I had you soaking
Oh, and I swear I drank you up like
Apple juice
Low-key
Low-key
Smelt like bologna
But, baby, I don't wanna put the
Blame on you
So weak
So weak
You need some protein
So let me slip inside then I'll give
Some to you
But I don't even love myself
So how could I expect you to
Love me
Touch me
Call me honey
To put it bluntly
You can keep ur romance
And you can keep ur slow dance
'Cause I don't need to hold hands
To know that
I'm broken
And you can keep ur heartbreak
And you can keep ur dumb dates
'Cause I don't give a fuck babe
Give up babe
For fuck's sake
Told me I should just shut up
I know that
Sometimes I can be too much
But fuck that
I'm not even sorry that I hurt you
It's my pity party thought I warned you
Told me I should just grow up
I felt that
Every time I fall in love
Regret that
Don't trust me I'll only just desert you
Guarantee I'll eat you like dessert too
But I don't even love myself
So how could I expect you to
Love me
Touch me
Call me honey
To put it bluntly
You can keep ur romance
And you can keep ur slow dance
'Cause I don't need to hold hands
To know that
I'm broken
And you can keep ur heartbreak
And you can keep ur dumb dates
'Cause I don't give a fuck babe
Give up babe
For fuck's sake
Now I'm in ur room sitting bedside
Saying that I'm hungry for the 400th time
You seem to always ignore me when its date night
Ur watching reruns of friends for like the 400th time
So then I get in a mood, I blame the white wine
And now I'm screaming again for like the 400th time
And you don't ask to me fuck, I guess it's implied
I guess it's implied, babe, I guess it's implied
You can keep ur romance
And you can keep ur slow dance
'Cause I don't need to hold hands
To know that
I'm broken
And you can keep ur heartbreak
And you can keep ur dumb dates
'Cause I don't give a fuck babe
Give up babe
For fuck's sake
I don't want to hold hands
I don't want ur romance
And I don't need ur slow dance to know that
I'm broken
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