Lighterless

If I can get this hanger through the window of my car

I’ll never leave my house again for anything, I swear

Pacing in the driveway, I’m the nemesis of fun

With soggy hot dog buns from spilling warm beer in my trunk

Throwing down my jacket as I walk inside

I send a cloudy CD case flying off the side

Of a dresser from Ikea that I can’t get right

(God, I swear it’s missing pieces; I could choke someone)

I guess you can come over if you’re really dry

But I’m not really trying to go out tonight

It's been a really shitty day, I’d rather take some time

To just pound Zinfandel by myself and unwind

Remind me of the last time that we hung out, was it sick?

'Cause I don’t remember anything, not a glimpse of it

And I would rather re-up than hear about your kids

But I hope that y’all are doing

Just as great as I expect you’re doing

P got me some gifts because she’s super tight

I’m lighterless, relying on the stove for a light

But I don’t really care, these are my favorite nights

(When I can sit on my ass and respond to no one)

I guess you can come over if you’re really dry

But I’m not really trying to go out tonight

No, with my clammy fingers grabbing every crumb that I find

I could sit around here for the rest of my life

If I can get this hanger through the window of my car

I’ll never leave my house again for anything, I swear

Pacing in the driveway, I’m the nemesis of fun

With soggy hot dog buns from spilling warm beer in my trunk