I Remember You/Dixie's Dream

Announcer: The stars of our show, and America's shiekest couple

Eddie Sparks and Dixie Leonard!

J: I remember you.

B: I'd like to say that you're in my dreams.

J: You're the one who made my dreams come true

B: You're usually dead,

J: a few

B: without a head,

J: kisses ago.

B: and lots of natives are picking their teeth with your bones.

J: I remember, too,

B: Oh, what a dream!

J: a distant bell,

B: It comes at night and taunts me,

J: and stars that fell

B: and, like your jokes, it haunts me until

J: like rain out of the blue.

B: I'm blue as your face as the last breath leaves you.

J: When my life is through,

B: I'll jump for joy.

J: and the angels ask me to recall

B: and when Winchell asks me to recall

who's a chump and a heel.

J: the thrill of it all,

B: Who's the biggest schlemeil?

Both: Then I will tell them I remember . . .

J: So, uh, it's my birthday comin' up.

B: Yeah, I know, Eddie.

J: But, what do you give a guy that's got everything?

B: Uh, penicillin?

J: Hmmm, hey Dix? You ever been married?

B: Oh, yeah, Eddie, twice!

J: Children?

B: No, silly! Grown men! Tell me, Eddie

What's the most romantic thing a woman ever said to you?

J: Are you sure you're not a cop?

Then I will tell them I remember . . . you.

B: You

J: and you.