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Artist: The Mighty Mighty BossTones
Canonical path: /mighty-mighty-bosstones-the/last-dead-mouse
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Last Dead Mouse
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Last Dead Mouse
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Step right up
Gather round
Greatest salesman in town
Selling something
Seldom sold
Step up, step up, step up behold
Dead mice for sale
They're going fast
Like hell
Last dead mouse don't be shy
There's never been a better time to buy
Last dead mouse but I'll get more
I'm a businessman and an entrepreneur
Folks say I'm nuts, they can say what they please
You've got to be crazy with prices like these
No overhead so I can keep down the cost
I make my own hours 'cause I'm my own boss
I believe in my product
I love what I sell
Last dead mouse that's why I yell
Step right up ladies and gents
Last dead mouse costs fifty cents
It's a steal at any price
Going once, going once, going once, going twice
Half a buck, last in stock
Be the first one on your block
No need to walk, no need to feed, satisfaction guaranteed
Last dead mouse but I'll get more
I'm a bussinessman and an entrepreneur
Folks say I'm nuts, they can say what they please
You've got to be crazy with prices like these
No overhead so I can keep down the cost
I make my own hours 'cause I'm my own boss
I believe in my product, I love what I sell
Last dead mouse that's why I yell
Nice and easy now
Nice and easy now
Nice and easy now
Last dead mouse
Last dead mouse
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