College Humor (part II)

Look

I found Julie and I fucked her

I broke the rubber so I went across the hall and stole one from her brother

I put her ass to sleep then I went and found her mother

Didn't hit it, but I got a couple kisses and her number

Man, I'm really just a douchebag

And if you've been listening from the beginning, you should've fucking knew that

(It's Mike Stud Homie)

Are you sick of me?

I'm winning

Only thing I've ever lost is my dignity

Giggity, I'm sick in the head, give me a remedy

I get a lot of brain, every night is an epiphany

I'm young and gettin it, music was a good call

White boy killin it, bitch I'm Johnny Football

Kickoff, it's game time, now they all listening

I'm tired but I'm still the fuckin man like Michelin

No sleep, I'd rather sip and get buzzed

And just mellow out like a fucking Knicks sub, yessuh

I'm telling all the girls the same thing

I'm telling all the girls I love them

But I don't really mean a damn thing

I just wanna go home and fuck them

So I

I'm just tryna have fun

Sorry girl, I'm just tryna have fun

Look I'm hungover as fuck, just yakked on the plane ride

Wrote a couple songs on the way just to save time

I got a busy day

I didn't fly Southwest, but I guarantee your bitch is tryna get away

Treat it like a job so I gotta hit up Happy Hour

Taking shots to the face like I'm Pacquiao

Happy now?

Just went back to Georgetown, and all these hoes were tryna kick it like it's fourth down

I ain't mad about it, fuck a cap and gown

I'm the type of dude to say whatever regardless how bad it sounds

And man I'm really just a cool guy, with a weird stage name and a crude mind

And in due time

Brett got his peepee off the web so that's that

But I guarantee that motherfucker's got a SnapChat

And this is favorite actor poke, no Facebook

If you don't know Athletic D, you need to learn the playbook