For The Unheard Proboard Warriors!

Today I joined a top-secret nerdy forum

After introductions, I uploaded my room's decorum

I've spent hours trying to find the right GIF of Darth Vader

One of these days, they'll make me message board moderator!

I bring the colour to these eggheads like Hollandaise

Catch me on my PC on all major holidays

I have absolutely no interest in lifting weights

I need to focus on these Neopets sweepstakes

I'm in class nodding off from all the blabbering

Wishing I had more time for Magic: The Gathering

Linked them to the album; I wonder if they'll play my songs

All CaptainCookie responded with was a face palm

I enter the subtopic “Sun, moon, and stars”

Now we're debating the merits of Jean-Luc Picard

I've seen commercials about Keeping Up with the Kardashians

My internet friends talk about vanquishing Cardassians

Optimus writes: “Vulcans seem like weirdos.”

In my bio, I listed Tolkien as my hero

A girl from GorgeousGamers says I look like a cutie

Anxiously I respond, tongue-and-cheek, “Who, me?”

This the first place I ever felt like I fit in

I tell my parents and they ask me, “Am I kidding?”

Naw, I'm not kidding

When those girls wouldn't show me affection

I'd upload a song, get worldwide attention

When my peers weren't treating me correctly

I'd just log on where I got people who respect me

When I felt I didn't have any friends, right

I'd find myself on a website feeling right at home

Milo, I feel at home

I feel at home

Check it, I love the interweb

I use the tool often

My social-networking game stalking like a boss man

On a mission to find like-minds like mine

I used to get into the gaming zone at night time

Runescape, teleport from Varrock to Falador

Used to play Wizard 101 with my pal Ror

I should've been catching up on my astronomy

This must be an anomaly: The kids on here are fond of me!

Yahoo answers: “Felis to death was the alias.” (?)

Saw Bender's Game change the Titanius Anglesmith

I stay clever with my web work

Fresh with the text, I could plan every letter

Yeah, I heard word through the blogosphere that we're all weird

And we love it here

I heard word through the blogosphere that we're all weird

And we love it

When those girls wouldn't show me affection

I'd upload a song, get worldwide attention

When my peers weren't treating me correctly

I'd just log on where I got people who respect me

When I felt I didn't have any friends, right

I'd find myself on a website feeling right at home

Milo, I feel at home

I feel at home

I'm playing fantasy-themed video games and shouting out

“Fuck life!”

That might seem logically inconsistent, but I think it's pretty alright

Today my mother asked me why I don't have any school friends

I asked if that meant you wanted me to hang out with fools then

Lately I've taken up editing Wikipedia pages

In the Fox News entry, I said the media's trying to enslave us

That might be untrue, but Immortal Technique rapped it

Does anyone have a spec sheet on Fable III's graphics?

I listen to rap songs about bags of grams

And hope for Christmas I get a few gigs of RAM

Today on the message boards I was voted Most Popular

The kids at school said my glasses looked like binoculars

The duality of this life is similar to Batman and Bruce Wayne

But I don't think he was cashing in on Photobooth fame

The other night I broke down in the TeenSpeak server

Cause the girl I've loved since third grade called me a pervert

When these girls wouldn't show me affection

I'd upload a song and get worldwide attention

When my peers weren't treating me correctly

I'd just log on where I got people who respect me

When I felt I didn't have any friends, right

I'd find myself on a website feeling right at home

Nickey, I feel at home

Yeah, I feel at home