Canada

I'm gonna move to Canada

Yeah I've made up my mind

Leave everything behind

I'll catch a plane and fly away from this rain

I'm gonna move to Canada

I'm gonna meet Neil Young

I just know we'll get along

Show up at his house

Convince him and his spouse

I'll pick up my guitar and play

A couple of my songs

A couple of my songs

A couple of my songs

That I'll sing at the top of my lungs

Mister Young will be impressed

And offer me a record deal

And tell me to call him Neil

We'll have a ball until Canada's too small

Then I'll pack up my guitar and I

Will move to the US

I'll move to the US

I'll move to the US

To be sensational succes

After Canada the USA's a piece of cake

All the sales records I'll break

"The Best Thing Since The Beatles"

Is what magazines will write

With my guitar and band

I will conquer every town

I'll conquer every town

I'll conquer every town

Me, the singing rock'n roll clown

I still wanna move to Canada

But for now I'll just stay here

I think it's best for my career

When I get home from the office

Where I've worked all my life

I pick up my guitar and play

A couple of my old songs

A couple of my old songs

A couple of my old songs

And I think: "Damn"

"Neil Young would have loved these songs"

""He would have loved these songs"

Maybe next year

Maybe next year