I'm A Zombie

I'm a zombie, life is lonely

I stroll through the night, hoping somebody might hold me

Hold me closely, grow to know me

Will you be my bro, please? Can I call you homie?

Why, hi! Fancy meeting you, what a great delight

Why's a face as nice as thine about so late at night?

In case you'd like to join me, I'm about to take a hike

Wait, why are you heading off so quick without saying goodnight?

My etiquette's refined, sensitive and kind

No resemblence to the lies, I'm a gentleman defined

But until the sun rises, you hole up in your house, and quarantine yourself, though I'm not horrid for your health

I'm only waiting in the doorway, when are you coming out? I want to play chase, gonna follow you to Hell

I'm gonna follow you, I'm gonna follow you

I'm gonna follow you whether or not you want me to

I'm gonna follow you, I'm gonna follow you

I'm gonna follow you forever, what you gonna do?

I'm a zombie, polite and unimposing

I've been wrongly described as revolting

And quite frankly, I find that insulting

I'm a nice guy who happens to be moulding

Am I shallow? Hell no! I'm attracted to your brains

Something tells me they'll be exactly to my taste

That really ain't vanilla, remaking "Thriller"

Rip off your limbs and make a body pillow, real lady killer

The stuff on my shopping list isn't often fresh

But I've got the best recipe for spuds and some rotten flesh

Let's watch a box set, Netflix and kill

Oh, what a mess, I'm guessing ketchup was spilled, come back!

I'm gonna follow you, I'm gonna follow you

I'm gonna follow you whether or not you want me to

I'm gonna follow you, I'm gonna follow you

Gonna follow you forever, what you gonna do?

I'm a zombie, I want you to love me

I've waited for you so long and now I'm kind of hungry

You look lovely, succulently scrummy

I need you inside me, satisfy my tummy

You can hear me coming through the walls all muffled

How are we gonna scuffle then? Sword or knuckles?

I see you punch trees, no wonder Steve's so supple

Call me Green Aki, can I squeeze those muscles?

Me so subtle, please don't struggle

You've got it muddled, I'm not looking for trouble

Just want a cuddle and I'm fuzzled why I get rebuttals when I try to nuzzle and snuggle

Now come on, let my brothers join the huddle

We're gonna follow you, we're gonna follow you

We're gonna follow you whether or not you want us to

We're gonna follow you, we're gonna follow you

Gonna follow you forever, what you gonna do?

We are slowly decomposing

Our clothes are holding our bowels and our bones in

Bones that are slathered in guacamole

One day I'll be a skeleton, 'til then we're getting cozy

What force brought us here though?

Was it Notch or George Romero?

We're not so sure but the more you avoid us

The more that we're sure that you'll join us, join us!

The zombie nation keeps increasing population

We live a simple life, free from complication

Chase you in the night and making basic conversation

Honestly, the aim isn't creating confrontation

We're a like-minded community, now join our congregation

You're free to leave at any time, there's no obligation

We'll just need to confiscate your brain to keep for compensation

So we thank you in advance for your cooperation

We're gonna follow you, we're gonna follow you

We're gonna follow you whether or not you want us to

We're gonna follow you, we're gonna follow you

Gonna follow you forever, what you gonna do?

What's the use? What's the use? What's the use in all the fuss?

Once we were one of you, now you'll be one of us!

One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!

One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!