Japanese Woman Living In My Closet

There's a Japanese woman that lives in my closet

Eats up all my food when she thinks I'm at the office

I came home one day to find she'd gone away

Why do you wanna hurt me?

On my way to work, I'm lost in my head

Every turn I take I hope that she's there

She lived in my closet for a year and now she's gone

How could I ever go on?

Have you gone and lost your mind?

Why'd you let her stay so long?

Now you're all alone

So alone, alone

Now my brother's holdin' back from Japan

He came on a Saturday, seemed so mad

I don't know what happened but your sun is broken

Have you gone and lost your mind?

Why'd you let her stay so long?

Now you're all alone

So alone, alone

Oh, man, my brother went to Japan

He got caught up in the culture

And he says he's never coming home

Never wants to talk to me, he never takes my call

Tell me, brother, why so cold?

Have you gone and lost your mind?

Why'd you let her stay so long?

Now you're all alone

So alone, alone