Ass Clown
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Ass Clown
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Ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to Washington DC
Home of the Ass Clown
Step right up into the 3,000 ring circus of The Beltway
And witness the impossible
See them grovel, see them lie, see them crawl on their bellies
See real live white collar terrorists in their own natural
habitat
See the Department of Homeland Security perfecting new ways of
drowning black people
While our health care is subsidizing corporate drug dealers
aiding big government and
Spying on everybody
Verse 1
I want to go to the circus
The circus of power
The circus they call Washington
A circle of dishonor
I want to round up the senators
Just like they did in Rome
Feed these Ass Clowns to the lions
Then I can go home
I wanna see it go up in flames
Chorus
Ass Clown
You're going down
Verse 2
I want to blow up the circus
Bring down the circus of lies
The ultimate goal and purpose
Is no Ass Clown survives
I want to line up the congressmen
And strap them to their missiles
Then I'll point them at their temples
Then I'll wave goodbye!
I wanna see it go up in flames
Chorus
Ass Clown
You're going down
See them stroke each other with bribes as they try on new shades
of brown lipstick
See them circle jerk to the latest photos of torture victims
Ass Clown
Verse 3
I hate the three-ring circus
Under the bigtop of deceit
The circus maximus of arrogance
The circus maximus of greed
I want to line up all the judges
And take a gavel to their heads
Only then will there be justice
When all these Ass Clowns are dead
I wanna see it go up in flames
Chorus X2
Ass Clown
You're going down
See how it's really done
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