Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Well It took me 5 bars saw 30 license plates

I saw her mustang

And my eyes filled up with rage

I brought my pistol but I ain't some kinda fool

So I walked right in barehanded

She was on his arm while he was playing pool

Just like I used to do

She kissed him while I got a beer

She didn't think I'd show up here

I'm a crazy ex girlfriend

I watched her for awhile but I didn't like her walk

She came across kinda cheap to me

But hey hows that my fault

She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch

Somebody tell that girl

To step up to the plate

I wanna Pitch

Little Bitch

Well those pretty girls can play their game

But their damn well gonna know my name

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

Well I started throwing things and

I scared folks half to death

I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath

I Didn't give it a second thought to being thrown in jail

Well baby to a hammer everything looks like a nail

And I was mad as hell

Well those pretty girls they're all the same

But they're damn well gonna know my name

I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend

I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend

I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend

I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend