Pink Sunglasses

I put 'em on whenever I sit down to the read the paper

Can't explain the way they seem to work like magic

I put 'em on to keep it positive

Don't mean to tell you how I feel

But I'm a firm believer in the power of the plastic

Positive plastic

In my pink sunglasses

Always makes the world look a little bit better

In my pink sunglasses

You can try 'em anytime you need a change of the weather

For $9.99, I'm perfectly disguised

When I'm walking by, I wanna roll my eyes

In my pink sunglasses, pink sunglasses

I was looking for some tortoise shells

But these were on sale next to the disposable cameras

Tried 'em on and suddenly, it occurred to me

That buying Little Debbies felt a little more glamorous

In the checkout line, don't I look good?

In my pink sunglasses

Always makes the world look a little bit better

In my pink sunglasses

You can try 'em anytime you need a change of the weather

For $9.99, I'm perfectly disguised

When I'm walking by, I wanna roll my eyes

In my pink sunglasses, pink sunglasses

I could leave 'em on a beach, at a bar, on the boat

But they always reappear in the pocket of my coat

I can't find 'em, they always find me

My pink sunglasses

Always makes the world look a little bit better

In my pink sunglasses

You can try 'em anytime you need a change of the weather

For $9.99, I'm completely polarized

Sometimes, I accidentally go to bed at night

In my pink sunglasses, pink sunglasses

In my pink sunglasses

Pink sunglasses