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Artist: Mistress
Canonical path: /mistress/wanker-colony
Related lyric paths: 6
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Wanker Colony
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Wanker Colony
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Populate and island just like Dr. Moreau
With fucking freaks and wankers
Shit, they're all in the know
Cock sucking grin, can't get no goddamned sleep
Dirty fucking sluts done dirt fucking cheap
No rhyme or reason, fuck, you know you're alive
Writhing in your stinking nest
And where the fuck was I?
Fuck, fuck
Sharp as a razor
Fuck, fuck
Soft as a prayer, it was fucking obscene
Come all ye fuckers, you can all take a turn
God knows it's warm inside
And now's your chance to fucking learn
Drunken and belligerent, still, water is just too deep
Come join the colony by dying in your sleep
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