Love Love Peace Peace (feat. Petra Mede)

Step one: Get everyone's attention

A powerful, majestic start

Maybe a battle horn of some kind

Step two: Drums! There has to bed rums

It doesn't hurt if the drums are played by gorgeous, topless, men

It's proven very efficient throughout the years

But, please, feel free to try other alternatives

It's proven very helpful to go the exact opposite way

Use a grandmother!

Step three: Show the viewers your country's ethnic background

By using an old traditional folklore instrument

That no one's heard of before

No, no! In this case it's proven much more efficient

To not use a young model

Go with an old man instead, a beard helps!

This instrument is called the Swedish Kvinnaböske

A small roundish piece from the horn family inherited from the Vikings

Just make something up, no one will know

Step four: In Eurovision, nothing says winner like a violin

Trust us bring a violin

Step five: The violin, the drums, and the Kvinnaböske

Might make it all feel a little bit old-fashioned

But this can easily be fixed by adding a DJ who pretends to scratch

In real life of course, this is thirty years old

But in Eurovision, it will give your number a contemporary feel

Step six: Costumes! You need to look memorable

Something that the viewers will notice

Oh! Perfect!

Step seven: The song, everything else might be important

But the song is essential

Let it be about something that everyone can connect to

Love works

Peace is also a popular way to go

Yes, peace is good

Abba actually won the competition with a song about war, with Waterloo

But this is not something we recommend

Now, when you have everything you need and the pieces gathered

Go for it, and don't look back

Let the song begin with passion

Let the wind begin to blow

You can break the rules on fashion

And your chance to win shall grow

Look into the TV-camera

So the audience can see

That you're lovable not desperate

Smile and they will vote for me

Fill the stage with light

As dancers will join us

The expectations grow

It's time for the chorus

Love, love, peace, peace

Old women breaking bread

Peace, peace, love, love

A man in a hamster wheel

Love, peace, peace, love

Make it unforgettable

And you will be the best

And win the Eurovision Song Contest

Now we'll go down a notch

Our hands will touch

Pretending we're in love

It's you and me and when

We change the key

We'll give the world a show

It begins to snow

Love, love, peace, peace

And a burning fake piano

Peace, peace, love, love

And a Russian man on skates

Love, peace, peace, love

It will be incredible

You will be the best

Love, love, peace, peace

Party for everybody

Peace, peace, love, love

More tricks in the hamster wheel

Love, peace, peace, love

And we can guarantee

That you will be the best

And win the Eurovision Song Contest

And win the Eurovision Song Contest