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Artist: Momus
Canonical path: /momus/michelin-man
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Michelin Man
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Michelin Man
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Pump, pump it up
Pump it up if ever it goes limp
Dress in crepe, dress up in silk
Pump it up, 'cause when he's hard and when he's big
He's the Michelin Man
Made of rubber
The Michelin Man
Josephine Baker
Make him Zeppelin big
On your bicycle pump
And he'll bump you till your bed's just junk
So pump the Michelin Man
Pump the Michelin Man up
Honey bunch dress it up
Dress it up and you can pump him up
Put a boob tube round your bust
Pump it up, he'll slam it up your dress
He's the Michelin Man
Made of rubber
The Michelin Man
Josephine Baker
See his extra white teeth
His extra big rump
He's gonna bump you till your bed's just junk
So pump the Michelin Man
Pump the Michelin Man up
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