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Artist: Momus
Canonical path: /momus/trust-me-i-m-a-doctor
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Trust Me, I'm a Doctor
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Trust Me, I'm a Doctor
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Trust me, I'm a doctor
A specialist in the ailments
Of the actress
Trust me, I'm a doctor
And you suffer from a rare form
Of attractiveness
And trust me if I seem to touch you
During the course of the cure in a sexual way
You see I long since lost all interest
In feelings of pleasure and pain
I don't ever expect to feel those feelings again
But you still may
Trust me, I'm a doctor
Disregard my appearance on the blacklist
Trust me when your boyfriends
Jealously accuse me of malpractice
And trust me if I seem to touch you
During the course of the cure in a sexual way
You see I long since lost all interest
In feelings of pleasure and pain
I don't ever expect to feel those feelings again
But you still may
I am old, there is no hope left for me
But I know that there may be hope for you
I am old but I know that you could pull me through
If we operate, if we operate immediately
Touch me, I'm a doctor
My pulse is fast, my arms are very thin
Kiss me, hold me
Help me break this frozen sea within
And touch me if I seem to touch you
During the course of the cure in a sexual way
You see I long since lost all interest
In feelings of pleasure and pain
I don't ever expect to feel those feelings again
But I just still may
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