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Artist: Monsters
Canonical path: /monsters/the-ugliest-joke
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The Ugliest Joke
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The Ugliest Joke
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I'm gonna tell you about this kid
Pushed my mind to the limit
And never thought he did
I'm gonna tell you about his sorry wasted life
I'm gonna tell you about his sorry wasted strife
I've never seen one quite like him
Dug himself a hole cause he tried to stand tall
Acted so hard you would have thought he never felt at all
Clip his wings, see if he can fly
Take a step back, spit in his eye
I honestly doubt he's really that hard
His fantastic smirking and disregard
Maybe he's scared or unprepared
For what i have induced the chance of your survival reduced
This is the way i'll make my fucking point
Break nothing but every fucking joint
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