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Artist: Morbid Angel
Canonical path: /morbid-angel/freeze-dried-man
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Freeze Dried Man
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Freeze Dried Man
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Jeffrey Dahmer wanted a freeze-dried man
So he could do things he enjoyed again and again
Jeff said he'd fondle, rub, and lay with his freeze dried man
And pose him for pictures if flexible, with his polaroid in hand
Jeffrey had a plan
To freeze dry a man
But the device was thirty grand
So the thought was quickly canned
He went to the taxidermist to enquire on how to freeze dry a man
He told the man it was for a rabbit, but that was just a lie
Instead Jeffrey wanted to freeze dry a man
But the device was thirty grand, So the thought was quickly canned
Jeffrey had a plan
To freeze dry a man
But the device was thirty grand
So the thought was quickly canned
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