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Artist: Moriarty
Canonical path: /moriarty/animals-can-t-laugh
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Animals Can't Laugh
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Animals Can't Laugh
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Try to understand this
Chalk rubs off easily
A person, a smart cookie
I wish your good luck
Would rub off on me
Try to remember this
Connective tissues
Leakproof thinking
Whatever it is be sure
the one-eyed are kings
Immunosuppression or
immaculate conception
A doggy bag is all you need
and also, a dominatrix
is that car your baby?
Animals can't laugh
and you're an animal too
Sometimes offensive
if you were immortal
you wouldn't know it,
hauling into town
after a long drive.
I will now bumlash you
My dear ape
My dear appetite
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