All You Need Is Me

You hiss and groan and you constantly moan

But you don't ever go away

That's because

All you need is me

You roll your eyes up to the skies

Mock horrified

But you're still here

All you need is me

There's so much destruction

All over the world

And all you can do is

Complain about me

You bang your head against the wall

And say you're sick of it all

Yet you remain

'Cause all you need is me

And then you offer your one and only joke

And you ask me what will I be

When I grow up to be a man

Me? Nothing!

There's a soft voice singing in your head

Who could this be?

I do believe it's me

There's a naked man standing, laughing in your dreams

You know who it is

But you don't like what it means

There's so much destruction

All over the world

And all you can do is

Complain about me

I was a small, fat child in a welfare house

There was only one thing I ever dreamed about

And fate has just

Handed it to me - whoopee

You don't like me, but you love me

Either way you're wrong

You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

You're gonna miss me when I'm gone