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Artist: Morrissey
Canonical path: /morrissey/staircase-at-the-university
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Staircase At The University
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Staircase At The University
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March, April, May
She crammed night and day
I hadn't seen her smile
In a while
March, April, May
She crammed night and day
I hadn't seen her smile
In a while
Staircase at the university
She threw herself down
And her head split three ways
If you don't get three A's
Her sweet daddy said
You're no child of mine
And as far as I'm concerned, you're dead
If you don't get three A's
Her sweet daddy said
You're no child of mine
And as far as I'm concerned, you're dead
Staircase at the university
She threw herself down
And her head split three ways
If you don't get three A's
Her lovely boyfriend said
Your shame is sure to stain
The family name
If you don't get three A's
Her lovely boyfriend said
Your shame is sure to stain
The family name
Staircase at the university
She threw herself down
And her head split three ways
Ramming, jamming
Pack 'em in, ramming
Chock-a-block
Power study, polish up
And if it breaks your heart
Then don't come running to me
Ramming, jamming
Pack 'em in, ramming
Chock-a-block
Power study, polish up
And if it breaks your legs
Then don't come running to me
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