Vibrator

Larger than life, sharper than a knife,

Ever ready for the time,

Slick and smooth I´m bound to improve your mood,

And make you feel fine,

Reach for me, I´m ready and how

I´m really starting to buzz,

Your feeling comes, I´m starting to hum,

I can do it like nothing else does,

You´re never alone when I´m around

You can always rely on me,

I´m a friend, my love won´t bend,

And that I can guarantee,

Straight and true and all for you,

I´m so eager to please,

Stick with me and I´ll keep you free,

From any nasty disease,

´Cos I´m a Vibrator,

Pleased to make a start,

Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart

Check my heart before you start,

I don´t wanna blow no fuse,

New battery, is that for me?

That´s something I could really use,

Power surge I get the urge,

To do my legendary thing,

The stars in your eyes don´t tell no lies,

I know your bells are starting to ring,

´Cos I´m a Vibrator,

Pleased to make a start,

Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart

Vibrator! Vibrator!

Wasn´t that good, now wasn´t that nice?

Now see we get along real fine,

I knew I was the boy for you,

When you came for the second time,

Clean me up, put me away,

You know you need the rest,

I´ll be here when next you need me,

I´ve never ever failed the test,

´Cos I´m a Vibrator,

Pleased to make a start,

Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart

I´m a Vibrator,

Pleased to make a start,

I´m a Vibrator,

And I´ll never ever break your heart