Here Comes a Joke Song

Don't believe in Indie cred,

Got to live without the rest,

Don't believe in theme songs

You have to listen closely

To find out what I'm saying.

You could look right at my hands

To work out what I'm playing

But no-one videotaping.

There's always joke songs

Here comes a joke song.

Hunny I see walking on the sidewalk

Keister that she's swinging brings my heart to a halt

Sway in your step

And the wiggle in your walk

The wink that you are flashing

Hard as Georgia ashphalt

The pair of blue eyes shadow

And the ruby red blush

Stink in your breath from this morning's drunken lush

Sassy little number, search my mind for a retort

"Come on baby, spend some time in my end of the trailer court! Damn!"

Wang-dang-doodle,

Cock-a-doodle-doo,

Rack-tack-tilly-wack

Fricky-frack-froo

Hummy-yummy-skidrow-hunny

Heard the gun's rooting-tooting-shooting

Honky-white-cars

"Ya-hoo! Ride that thing!"

Looking for a kitten who is looking for a man

With a handlebar, wife-beater and barber's hand

Two callous hands from beating his kids,

Don't mind getting slapped a little when I'm on the skids,

Skinnydipping next to horny frogs,

Loving to the beat of a squealing hog,

Yaa-Hoo!

We're coming to the end of our joke song,

We made fun of hillbillies all night long,

Pretty fun and easy just to fool around,

When you're not even worried or feeling down,

So goodnight friends, we had fun here too,

We're going home to bed,

And to dreams of the zoo.