The Lazy Boy

I have a life of pleasure

I am suspended in armchair leisure

I put my feet on the ottoman (empire)

Here in a world of turmoil

I have my comfort in control

And the answer's reclining (it's obvious)

CHORUS: Here I sit and here I say (the lazy boy)

"Hello to U.S.A. today!" (the lazy boy)

Dollywood and Billy Ray (the lazy boy)

A place to pass the time away (the lazy boy)

Here I keep tabs on Euro-stocks

I have a stereo that rocks!

And I take calls in the bathtub (it's cellular)

There is a console to my right

With reruns of Charlie's Angels every night

I can't keep track of the blond one (the third one)

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At the end of the day it's the chair I trust

The cushion is comfy and the works don't rust

With a straight line of vision to my Elvis bust

Watch the kingdom, eat the bread crust

Fine all the time is the way I feel

Cracking the code of the "Let's make a deal!"

I can change my world 'cause my boy's on wheels

Improve your lifestyle, you must get real!

I was a down and out Canuck

Now I have put my faith in lazy luck

Since they removed all the barriers (49th parallel)

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