Mr. Nice Guy

-I sat around and thought about the things we used to do

It really meant a lot to me

You mean a lot to me

-Do I really mean that much to you?

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah!

There's nothin' that I wouldn't do for you

Cuz I'm pottie trained like a great dane

Have a nice day

Incubus in disguise, lord of the flies

A pile of shit dressed up to appetize

The main course - degradation a la mode

You accept the invitation

I know how to treat a lady

I'm a fountain of love, like Christ

So shower in the golden jewelry of my balls

Eagerly you suck it down like a pig in a toilet

In a vacuum in a tornado in a black hole

Turbulent, whirlpool

Like yin and yen, the doggie is my best friend

I think I need a foxy terrier

With a capital T, that rhymes with D

That stands for derriere

To bark for me and keep me company

You look so nice

With your nose in the dirt

You're my puppy

Bend over and lick yourself

And when you sleep I'm sitting on your chest

Say it's a dog's life so you do what you gotta doo doo

Doggie bitch, let me drill my own hole

I don't need a seed to grow my dickweed

I'm the one you want, the one you get

Shit sucking butt fucking nerd

I'm a sadist, I'm a geek, I'm a coprophagist

I shit, you eat my poop, you shit, I eat your poop

I shit - an infinite push-pull

Hedonism trading fours

You scratch my back I'll scratch yours

Incubus, Succubus

Like Dick and Jane, the K-9 method is fucking insane

It's love, it's dog eat dog eat dog

With a capital D, that rhymes with tree

That stands for pee pee

Your knight in shining armor

Ain't no nice guy at all

I am the devil who's under the skin

I hide in the smile and aim for the quim

God is my tactic and nature's my game

Forget all your opinions baby

Because I will always win, Lesbian

O-U-8-1-8

The ritual

I urinate chivalry

Instinctual

Cuz I'm such a gentleman

You look so nice

With your nose in the dirt