What Is Punk?

Had a dream I was on TV

Phil Donahue meets Mr. T

I came on stage, sat down, and cracked a beer

Phil said, "I really love the band.

My daughter is your biggest fan.

But there is just one thing I've got to hear:

What is punk?"

I said, "we drink a lot of Stroh's,"

and Alex punched him in the nose

"we see your daughter after every show"

then we set fire to his hair

and stole his pen and broke his chair

He said, "There's just one thing I want to know:

What is punk?"

We scrawled the walls with MTX

while Byron grabbed him by the neck

Frank said the seven words you shouldn't say

Then Alex started looking pissed

and said, "I hope we're paid for this"

and Phil said, "Thank you, guys, you made my

day-but:

What is punk?"