I Got This Neighbor

This guy just moved next door to me and

I think he's kind of strange

I got this neighbor who wears shiny black boots

and a big brass belt buckle with a big white beard

and tiny wire rim glasses with lots of short friends

Who wear pointy little shoes who sends reindeer

Out to get his paper who gets a ton of mail

Mostly written in crayon who when I say "hi"

He says "ho ho ho!" Who's a little overweight

But he seems pretty well natured

I think he eats a little too much milk and cookies

Who always seems to disappear round late December

I'll bet he's visiting his family it's probably

The only thing he does that's slightly normal