Neighbor

Tell me all about your neighbor

tell me something i don't know

his chest is thicker

i don't have to measure

i know that it's bigger

i don't know about your neighbor

please don't talk about your neighbor

i don't want to hear his name

he's built like a barrel

and his arms are large

and my arms are skinny

i really fear your neighbor

he probably owns a gun

but doesn't need it

he could squash me like a bug

and fix your car at the same time

i just lost you to your neighbor

but i don't think that he's your type

he's always there and he makes you cook

and you never cook

retrieve a beer for your new neighbor

where did i fall short

when did you get so annoyed