Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Muletas de Viola
Canonical path: /muletas-de-viola/total-flex
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Total Flex
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Total Flex
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Minha mãe me perguntou:
- Pra que beber?
Se quando eu era bebê eu nunca bebia
Só tomava leite e banho na bacia
E dormia cedo todo santo dia.
Hoje eu durmo cedo, o dia amanhecendo.
Banho eu só tomo pra curar ressaca
Leite eu só bebo se for na batida.
Eu não sou cachaceiro, sou consumidor
Porque cachaceiro é quem fabrica a cachaça.
Mamãe vive dizendo:
- Meu filho cê passa mal.
Se fosse pra passar bem, eu tomava melhoral!
Bebo branquinha, amarelinha, escurinha,
Não rejeito a geladinha, wiskhy e quentão.
Um copo aqui, um gole ali, um litro lá,
Só não tô bebendo água com medo de enferrujar.
Mamãe fica relax
Bebo tudo que vier
Seu filhão é total flex.
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